Write Your Heart In

swansongofuyulala:

lubricates:

Me: I’m a bad bitch! I don’t take shit from anyone! I’m not nice!

Also me: well I can’t just leave this cart in the middle of the parking lot. I have to take it to the cart return. I’m not an animal. Those employees work hard.

A real bad bitch respects minimum wage workers

(Source: laurakvstheworld)

thepioden:

flowerais:

no offense but after thousands of years of evolution… why can’t I breathe underwater, fly, or be motivated for more than 2 days at a time

Listen as a species we’re still working on knees that reliably last longer than peak reproductive age, you can only expect so much

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

scarlet-benoit-is-my-rolemodel:

sorceryandjellybeans:

scarlet-benoit-is-my-rolemodel:

My father’s new plan to screw over the president: everyone wear Donald Trump masks around DC and be dicks to crows so eventually all the DC area crows will hate Donald Trump and mob him

Think bigger, OP.

If we do this all around the whole country then no matter where he goes to hold a rally, the crows will be there mobbing and cawing at him like he’s the fuckin antichrist.

God you’re right

I support this plan to turn all crows everywhere against Donald Trump but I don’t know if I can bring myself to be mean to a bird even for a noble goal

weirdlyghostly:

psychoetheric:

psychoetheric:

straight dude: what if my d&d character was like really violently homophobic. not because i am but like it would be dark and edgy

me: (internally) oscar wilde was right

in reference to this quote (tho he was also just right in general)

How I feel when Quentin Tarantino conveniently writes himself characters that excessively use the n-word

deafgaming:

American healthcare system be like

enaykudisi:

wolfstarforever:

major-mitty:

yaoi-smasher6969:

anyway, my older sister was adopted when she was almost 16 (kinda on accident too), and because of that she got away from an abusive household, went from barely passing classes to being an honour student, and launching into a career where she’s happy and healthy and paying her own way. just two years of parenting where she had 3 meals a day, a bedtime, and parents to help and protect her changed her life radically. Plus, i got an older sister

adopt teenagers.

As an adopted kid I support this message

people who say things like “oh you only have a few years with them” need to remember that these are human beings not a used car. every human being deserves a support system, a jumping off block, a safe place to return

Also to all those teens who are afraid of CPS because of the lie that all foster/adoption is abusive.

(Source: dragons-and-gays)

mariiluuluu: